When my nephew moved away to attend college for his degree program, I wanted to maintain our connection despite the distance. To keep our bond strong, I decided to send him a unique and quirky gift every month: a crystal penis. This unconventional choice started as a lighthearted way to keep him smiling during his studies.

As I sent each package, my family caught wind of the idea and became involved in creating even larger and funnier designs. We shared laughter and creativity as we crafted these pieces, each one filled with love and humor. What began as a personal gesture soon blossomed into something bigger. Friends, intrigued by my nephew’s colorful gifts, started asking for their own crystal creations.

That’s when it hit me—I could share this joyful experience with a wider audience. The laughter and connection these quirky gifts fostered could brighten others’ lives too. With that realization, I took the leap to turn this fun pastime into a business. Today, I aim to bring smiles and a little bit of cheekiness to others through crystal sculptures that celebrate humor and connection.

How our story began…

Here is a look at the beginnings of Auntie’s Dick of the Month through the years…

A handwritten note on white paper celebrating a member's selection as 'Deck of the Month' by Auntie's Club, with a small metallic object shaped like a penis placed on the paper.
Halloween-themed orange trick-or-treat bags with jack-o'-lantern faces, assorted candies, and a handwritten note with colorful decorations and stickers.
Colorful gift boxes with candy, birthday cards with congratulatory messages, and a rainbow-colored ribbon tied in a bow, celebrating a milestone achievement.
Handwritten note on white paper with decorative text, announcing Halloween prize for a member of a club. The note is decorated with a small skeleton figurine attached to the right side, lying vertically against the paper.
A humorous handwritten greeting card with a turkey figurine on top, celebrating Thanksgiving with a playful message from Auntie. The card thanks a member named ADOTM and includes a joke signed by PENIS.
A box with a note on top displaying the message 'Auntie's Dick of the Month of the Month 2024!!'. Inside the box, there is a white cord with a circular wooden object and a large translucent dildo. The note also includes a handwritten message wishing a Happy New Year from Auntie's Dick of the Month Club.
A handwritten note on white paper with colorful text about taxes, including humorous references and a reminder due date of April 15th, attached to a wooden surface with clear clips.
A handwritten note for St. Patrick's Day from Auntie's Dick of the Month Club, celebrating with Irish-themed references, green and gold decorations, and two Reese's White Eggs candies at the top of the image.
A handwritten thank you note on white paper, a greeting card with a turkey illustration, and a decorative napkin with a plaid pattern, all placed on a wooden surface.
A handwritten note titled 'Training Aid Auntie Loves You!' surrounded by words related to dog training, featuring a small green stone in the center.
A pink paper sign with black cursive handwriting listing humorous and crude descriptions of an 'Auntie's Dick of the Month' award, held down by small blue and red plastic figure toys at the bottom.
Christmas-themed Advent calendar with numbered numbered compartments and a handwritten note with holiday message.

Thank you, Klay and Jade, for this magnificent project you let auntie give to you! Your auntie loves you more than you will ever know!

To my Bubba and Babs, gosh you both amaze me every day. Thank you for all your love, support and creativity! Mom is eternally grateful for all your ‘technical’ support; I just like to craft…

~Weener