Welcome to Auntie’s Dicks!
Introducing our exquisite collection of crystal penises, a unique fusion of artistry and nature that invites you to explore your creative side. Each piece is meticulously crafted from high-quality crystal, capturing the beauty and energy of the stones while infusing your space with an aura of positivity and playfulness. These enchanting sculptures are not just whimsical decor; they serve as conversation starters and playful expressions of self-love. Whether you're looking to add a touch of sparkle to your home or seeking the perfect gift for the open-minded friend, our crystal penises are sure to inspire joy and creativity in any setting.
Explore the beauty and artistry of crystal penises. Each high-quality piece features vibrant colors and finishes, enhancing its bold statement. Their striking designs make them great conversation starters in any space. Discover a unique piece that reflects your individuality.
You Deserve a DICK today!!!
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![Collection of colorful marbled and solid-colored glass penis-shaped figurines arranged in a semi-circle on a wooden surface.]()
DICKS!!!
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![Decorative display of red velvet clam shell-shaped jewelry boxes with pearl and beaded jewelry inside, surrounded by white ceramic candle holders on a wooden surface.]()
AUNTIE'S DICK OF THE MONTH
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![A collection of colorful glass animal figurines, resembling small dogs or cats, arranged around and inside vintage-style wooden and cardboard chests with locks, on a wooden surface.]()
MEMBERS
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DICK PUZZLES
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![Two red velvet drawstring bags, one large and one small, placed on a wooden table. In front of the bags are fifteen miniature sculptures of male genitalia, made from various colorful stones. In the background are decorative storage chests with vintage map and script designs.]()
BAG O' MYSTERY DICKS
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![Multiple beaded bracelets and necklaces displayed on small vintage-style treasure chests, with a decorative map design on the chests.]()
DICKS FOR PARTIES
What People Are Saying
“Wow, such a fun piece. I got it as a gag gift. I'll be sending this to my friends too.”
— Allan G.
“Your bracelets were such a hit at my bachelorette party. Thank you thank you thank you!”
— Angela S.
“Bahahahahahaha!! I got a penis in the mail.”
— Jennifer A.
“This was such a great gift. I am going to send them to my best friends; they will be laughing so hard.”
— Judy J.