September 2025-WOOD you believe it? That DICK took root!!!!!
$21.99
Sept-MEMBER has arrived!! Meet the sculpture that’s putting a new twist on nature’s finest trees. This handcrafted crystal penis art piece, cleverly nestled in a “tree,” brings a cheeky spark to any room. Whether it’s a conversation starter or a whimsical gift, this unique blend of crystal clarity and woody charm proves that sometimes, the best surprises really do grow on trees.
Each handmade crystal tree comes with one (1) crystal penis (Optimum crystal: golden healer, white quartz, strawberry quartz or smelting quartz) intertwined with citrine or carnelian stone branches. Each tree is mounted on a slice of geode.
Sept-MEMBER has arrived!! Meet the sculpture that’s putting a new twist on nature’s finest trees. This handcrafted crystal penis art piece, cleverly nestled in a “tree,” brings a cheeky spark to any room. Whether it’s a conversation starter or a whimsical gift, this unique blend of crystal clarity and woody charm proves that sometimes, the best surprises really do grow on trees.
Each handmade crystal tree comes with one (1) crystal penis (Optimum crystal: golden healer, white quartz, strawberry quartz or smelting quartz) intertwined with citrine or carnelian stone branches. Each tree is mounted on a slice of geode.
